Make Idiocracy Fiction Again Woodruff Berliner Weisse

This kettle sour doesn't have electrolytes or replace water; and it's not what plants crave. It does have sweet, green woodruff syrup with notes of vanilla, cinnamon, and cardamom. A futuristic smash-up of the style, and our rebuttal to ideocracy - or at least a reminder to keep reading and writing, so you know whose ass it is, and why it is farting. IBU: 8 Crafted in Calgary, AB